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At lunch…

Steve -Tony, could you pass me the salad, please?

Tony - Eh what?

S - The salad, please.

T - Sorry… Here you go.

S - Thank you. What are you doing by the way?

T - Mm just reading the news, they are discussing how to make the cars friendlier to the environment, and I think-

Loki - Stark, no one wants to know what you think, thank you.

S - Loki do you always have to be so…

L - So what?

S - So mean.

L - Well forgive me, but I just saved us from a long lecture about Tony Stark’s brilliant idea and how no body else understands it.

T - I wasn’t going to have a lecture I was just going to-

L - I don’t want to-

T - Say that-

L - Know what you were going to say!

T - Fine.

Thor - Why are you guys yelling so much?

S - Good morning Thor. Loki and Tony are having a fight.

Th - Loki! No fights!

L - Not that kind of fight, we were talking… Loudly.

Th - Good, I don’t want to put you in handcuffs again.

L - You wouldn’t dare.

Th- Sure I would. Where’s the beef?

S - It’s vegetarian week.

Th - What do you mean Steve?

S - No meat.

Th - What… No meat?

S - Exactly, just vegetables.

Th - …

T - You’ll manage.

Th - Who came up with this stupid idea, no meat for a week? All I want is a big cooked peace of meat.

S – Well we only have pasta salad and Pita bread today.

Natasha – Could every one please just sit down and eat like Clint and Bruce.

L – What are you doing? You can’t have cucumber in the Pita bread.

N – Why not, it’s good.

L – Not just cucumber, you need to have meat to.

N – But we don’t have any meat.

Th – Seriously no meat… not even fish?

T – No I think you can have fish…

S – Yes but not today.

Th – Ah I can’t eat this, it’s cold.

L – Come one it’s not that bad.

Th – Yes it is. I’m not eating it.

N – You’ll be hungry.

Th – I’ll manage.

Some hours later…

Thor sneaks into the kitchen.

Thor – Loki? What are you doing here?

Loki – I could ask you the same.

Thor – I was hungry.

Loki – Me too.

Thor – What did you find?

Loki – Dried fruit and crackers.

Thor – Give me some.

Loki – Hey don’t take it all, leave some for me.

Thor – I’m hungrier than you.

Loki – Don’t push me… Give them back!

Steve – …

Thor – Ehm Steve…

Loki – We were just…

Steve – No explanation needed, give me some crackers I’m hungry.

Tony – What are you doing here?

Steve, Thor, Loki – Nothing!

Tony – Why are you eating from my private storage?

Thor – You want some?

Tony – Yeah sure. You know… Let’s skip this vegetarian week I want meat.

Thor – Yes thank you!

Steve – Who came up with this idea anyway?

Tony – Pepper.

Loki – What? We have been eating this crap because of a woman?

Tony – A good woman.

Thor – Well we’re stopping right now.

Tony, Steve – Yeah.