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The beard

Steve walks into the kitchen where Thor, Tony, Tasha, Loki, Clint and Bruce are eating breakfast.

Steve – Good morning.

Tony – Good… Oh god! What…

Loki – Hahaha!

Steve – What?

Tasha – You-

Clint – Grew a beard?

Steve – Yes.

Bruce – Nice.

Loki – It shows your proper age, old man.

Thor – Loki!

Steve - …

Tony – It’s nice that you are trying something new. Right guys?

Tasha – Yes it’s good, now sit down and have some breakfast.

Steve – Alright…

Loki – Hehe… covers his mouth whit his hand

Thor - Looks angrily at Loki

Steve – Can I have some coffee?

Clint – Yeah sure, I’ll go and make some.

Clint goes away to the coffee machine.

Thor – Uhm, Steve… You have bread in your beard.

Steve – Oh, right… How do you eat with this?

Tony – You get used to it.

Clint comes with the coffee and starts pouring a cup for Steve.

Steve tries to grab the cup but spills out the coffee.

Loki – Ey, careful!

Steve – Sorry, sorry.

Tasha – You have some coffee in your beard.

Steve – Who, me?

Loki – Well of course you. Who else has a beard and can’t eat.

Thor – Loki, get out of here.

Loki – Fine.

They finish breakfast and leave the room.

Later Tony goes to one of the bathrooms. It's taken so he knocks on the door.

Tony – Who’s in there? Steve is it you?

Steve – No… Yes, but there are at least fifty bathrooms in the building, why do you have to get into the one where I am?

Tony – I forgot my shower gel in there.

Steve – You have more than one bottle!

Tony – No I don’t. Open the door!

Steve – Ah, fine. Opens the door

Tony – What are you doing? Oh, but Steve we loved your beard, you don’t have to shave it off.

Steve – You don’t have to say that. I know… I guess I’m just not the beard type.

Tony – Mmmm. No your not. Oh my gel wasn’t here, guess I forgot it somewhere else.

Ja det där var alltså hur jag tror att det skulle ha blivit om Steve hade skaffat skägg, hihi ^_^